Here's another question I meant to ask you Mandy, when Haitians keep saying 'pa fe fo! pa fe fo!' do they mean 'pa fe zefo'?

They mean Pa fè fò - to be frugal, to go slow, to conserve more

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leu yon moun semante 'anverite trois fois' eske o gen rezon pou pike zotey yo? eske se menm bagay avek leu yo cross your finger?

Sèl rezon ki pou ta fè yon moun pike zòtèy li anba tè lè l'ap sèmante se si l'ap bay manti.  Se sa m konn tande yo di.
Zafè kwaze dwèt dèyè do w la, se nan peyi Etazini m te vin aprann sa.  Ameriken fè sa paske yo swete yon sityasyon ta rive tout bon vre.
Men lè yon moun pike zòtèy li anba tè pandan l'ap sèmante (dapre sa m konnen), moun nan fè sa paske li pa vle malè rive l.  Pa egzanp, si moun nan sèmante konsa, "Tonnè kraze m....!" oubyen "M mande Bondye machin frape m....!" - moun nan va pike zòtèy li anba tè pou tonnè pa boule l ak pou machin pa frape l; sitou si l'ap sèmante pou twonpe moun.

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"If.... you wouldn't be in this MESS" - Will "dezod" work her for "MESS"?

I am not sure if I get this entirely. The word "mess" seems to describe a dilemma, a bad situation?
if yes, then my first choice would be "meli melo" or "antrav".

Si m ta vle pran yon egzanp, m ta di l konsa:
Si w te fè respè w ou pa ta nan tout antrav sa a ( or antrav sa yo).

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Where should I put the article in this sentence: kote dlo "a" te ye te lwen ORR kote dlo te ye "a" te lwen ORR kote dlo te ye te lwen an?

put it after "dlo" and also after "ye".
Kote dlo a te ye a te lwen.

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I am using Google Translate to say the following: "you need to give me an installment of 175 monthly until it's paid off". Can you tell me what's the creole word for installment and paid off

installment (of payments) - vèsman
to pay off - fin peye

"You need to give me an installment  of 175 monthly until it's paid off."
"Ou dwe ban m yon vèsman 175 (san swasannkenz) dola pa mwa jouk ou fin peye l."

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pouse dife in English

pouse dife (chofe, eksite) - to excite, to provoke

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"we" with no accent on "e" (I'm sure). 'li we m anba chaplèt"

we (also bimen) v. → to hammer, to beat up, to pound on

Li we m anba chaplèt.
He/she beat me up with a stick.

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Give me some suggestions or books "How broadcasting has impacted Haitian culture?"

You might find
some information on the internet if you google it.  I'm not familiar with any books on that specific subject.
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What's the meaning of "tape" here. Li tape kontinye kouri sou wout la?

tape (te ap, t'ap, t ap, t'ape) - Past progressive

Li tape (t'ape) kouri.
He was running.


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monte bourik a homme et a femme- se diferan?

A homme, ou monte tankou gason.  Ou mete yon janm ou sou chak bò vant bourik la.
Si w monte l "a femme", toude janm ou va sou yon sèl bò vant bourik la.

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kisa foumi fou ye?

foumi fou - black ants; usually with erratic behavior

egzanp
M'ap mache kou foumi fou nan lari a. M pa konn kote m prale.

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tout moun mache sou menm pye??? Is this an expression

I think it's "...tout moun mache sou yon pye"; it means to join in and not stand out.
Usually, it goes something like::
Ou rive yon kote ou jwenn tout moun ap mache sou yon pye, ou mache sou yon pye tou.

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Why not use th articla "an" in the sentence "Chen ki mouri a" if the article modifies "chen"?

The article you use depends on the words that come before the article. In that case it's "mouri".
FYI: the article 'an' may follow the word "mouri" also because of the nasal  "ou" sound in "mouri"
so you can also say "Chen ki te mouri an".

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'Pa mete bouch ou sou mwen' would this be the same as 'don't meddle in my affairs'?

No.
If you want to use the METE BOUCH to say STOP MEDDLING, then you an say Pa mete bouch ou NAN zafè m.

Mete bouch SOU means to jinx or give bad luck in this original sentence.

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degobye an englais.

Ou kapab di "degobye" oubyen "degobe" - Nou menm Ayisyen konn di "rann gaz" tou.
Nan lang Angle a, se belching, burping

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